Teriyaki

$12.00

Sunshine in every bite? More like a Hawaiian vacation got drunk and made out with your jerky.

We took premium beef, threw it in a proper California teriyaki marinade — real soy, toasted sesame, fresh garlic, ginger, and just enough brown sugar to make it dangerous. No weird chemicals, no mystery ingredients, just stuff you can actually pronounce.

This isn’t that overly sweet, sticky gas station teriyaki that tastes like regret. This one’s perfectly balanced — sweet, savory, a little sticky, and stupidly hard to stop eating.

Why people are low-key obsessed:

  • Tastes like a sunset barbecue on the beach

  • Actually tender (your jaw will thank you)

  • Zero added preservatives — we’re not trying to mummify you

  • High protein, packing in at almost 30 GRAMS, so you can pretend you’re being healthy while inhaling an entire bag

Real talk: This flavor makes people fight over the last piece. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

You grabbing a bag, or are you scared you won’t be able to stop? 😏

And while you’re at it, grab one for your friend too… unless you’re the type who doesn’t share. We both know what kind of person you are.

Sunshine in every bite? More like a Hawaiian vacation got drunk and made out with your jerky.

We took premium beef, threw it in a proper California teriyaki marinade — real soy, toasted sesame, fresh garlic, ginger, and just enough brown sugar to make it dangerous. No weird chemicals, no mystery ingredients, just stuff you can actually pronounce.

This isn’t that overly sweet, sticky gas station teriyaki that tastes like regret. This one’s perfectly balanced — sweet, savory, a little sticky, and stupidly hard to stop eating.

Why people are low-key obsessed:

  • Tastes like a sunset barbecue on the beach

  • Actually tender (your jaw will thank you)

  • Zero added preservatives — we’re not trying to mummify you

  • High protein, packing in at almost 30 GRAMS, so you can pretend you’re being healthy while inhaling an entire bag

Real talk: This flavor makes people fight over the last piece. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

You grabbing a bag, or are you scared you won’t be able to stop? 😏

And while you’re at it, grab one for your friend too… unless you’re the type who doesn’t share. We both know what kind of person you are.